Lazy Nerd Reviews

All of our admittedly lazy and biased arm-chair commentary on movies shows and games.
Jack Ryan is an empty power fantasy with a lot of fine filigree in the details, just like a Tom Clancy book.
Jon Gold - 01/02/2019 4:59 PM
It's still possible for a truly crazy movie to get made. It does something that I haven't experienced in a long while, which is actually make me want to see it again and again. The film's humor and color don't seem to lower the stakes. And the humor is fantastic.
Alex Lowe - 08/15/2018 4:35 PM
A good movie by any measure, but holy cow, they really did just throw all of Luke Skywalker's amazing potential straight into the nearest Sarlacc/Rancor/detention-level garbage chute.
Alex Lowe - 07/26/2018 10:26 PM
This cast must be getting blackmailed by Vladimir Putin. That's the only way they could go through with something this asinine.
Alex Lowe - 02/23/2018 3:23 PM
Oh, it's a fine life under the sea/except for the dickfish, those guys suck.
Jon Gold - 02/19/2018 7:20 PM
Marvel breaks barriers and delivers something completely different while satisfying our usual cravings, but raises many questions for its future.
Marquis De Sandwich - 02/17/2018 2:56 AM
Someone stole the concept-art from Blade Runner and scooped up some talent from the now-defunct House of Cards, but dammit, they did a pretty decent job with it all.
Alex Lowe - 02/05/2018 8:47 PM
Netflix’s Bright manages to take one of the most interesting premises for a fantasy story I’ve seen in years, and boils it down into a deeply average buddy cop piece.
Jon Gold - 01/31/2018 10:07 PM